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Brought to you by Progesterone in Oil - Elizabeth Unexplained
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Brought to you by Progesterone in Oil
Are you barren? Do you feel left out when your fertile friends discuss their pregnancy symptoms? Do you long to experience these things for yourself? If so, then Progesterone in Oil is for you. Now you too can experience all the classic early pregnancy symptoms, and all without any pregnancy whatsoever. Just one nightly dose is enough to let you experience tender breasts, increased temperature, increased fatigue, uterine cramping and many more symptoms usually associated with early pregnancy. Progesterone in Oil is all you need to feel pregnant, even if you aren't. Progesterone in Oil will give you symptoms so realistic, you'll swear its the real thing. Order now, and we'll throw in a stylish sharps container at no extra charge!
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remcat From: remcat Date: December 19th, 2006 10:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
Makes the perfect Christmas gift? Order one for you, and one for someone you love?
mijven From: mijven Date: December 20th, 2006 12:36 pm (UTC) (Link)

Does it give friends and spouses that lovely phantom pregnancy symptoms too?
firstfrost From: firstfrost Date: December 20th, 2006 05:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
It does if you stick mjperson with the needle! :)
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