I just called again and spoke to the clone. She says she was in the process of getting back to me. Yeah, whatever. If someone who hates phones as much as I do gets back to you first you are taking too damn long. It should not have been this hard, but I finally have a date: June 26. Its nowhere near as soon as I would have liked, but the good news is that its at Brigham & Women's, which is much more convenient to the galactic center than Tatooine.