I did take a mini-vacation and spent a good deal of quality time with my husband right around ovulation. Those assvice givers who claim that going on vacation makes you pregnant are officially full of crap. I didn't get preggers on the last trip to England either. From now on anyone who wants to claim that vacations make you conceive owes me an all-expense paid trip to the destination of my choice.
On a similar note, if I ever see either my high school or junior high health teachers they are dead men.